Moonraker (1979)

Moonraker (1979)

“Mr. Bond, you defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you.”

Synopsis:
When sent to explore the mysterious loss of the Moonraker space shuttle, James Bond (Roger Moore) meets a sinister aeronautics manufacturer (Michael Lonsdale) and eludes assassination by his steely-toothed nemesis ‘Jaws’ (Richard Kiel) while collaborating with and romancing a beautiful astronaut (Lois Chiles).

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • James Bond Films
  • Space Opera
  • Spies
  • World Domination

Response to Peary’s Review:
Peary writes that this “worst James Bond film to date” simply features “Roger Moore walking through the paces for his hefty paycheck and giving way to his double for a series of unimaginative action scenes and ‘humorous’ chases” — ouch! He adds that “there’s little suspense,” “the humor falls flat,” and “the filmmakers have the gall to set the finale in outer space and stage a battle right out of Star Wars.” It’s too bad beautiful Chiles plays such a lackluster heroine, and that super-human Kiel turns into a lovestruck good guy by the end (!).

Many critics have noted that this film resembles a cartoon more than an exciting adventure flick — but the location shooting, sets, and special effects (including the “pre-title sequence in which Bond and Jaws battle for a lone parachute during a free fall from a great height”) are actually pretty nifty.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Fine international location shooting

Must See?
Nope; you can skip this one.

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Spy Who Loved Me, The (1977)

Spy Who Loved Me, The (1977)

“We’ve really got to stop meeting like this.”

Synopsis:
James Bond (Roger Moore) and a rival Soviet spy (Barbara Bach) are both put on the trail of a megalomaniac (Curd Jurgens) who has plans to destroy the world through nuclear warfare and create an undersea paradise.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Curt Jurgens Films
  • James Bond Films
  • Spies
  • Submarines
  • World Domination

Response to Peary’s Review:
Peary writes that this “exceptional James Bond thriller” features “sets and gimmicks” that “were the most spectacular to date”, and notes that “the big budget was not wasted.” He argues that “Moore gives his best performance in the series” (though I don’t really see him making any new expressions), and that he and Bach “are an appealing couple, equal in every way.”

He goes on to posit that the “film is a real treat — a well-acted, smartly cast, sexy, visually impressive, lavishly produced, powerfully directed (by Lewis Gilbert) mix of a spy romance and a war-mission film.”

While I agree there’s much to enjoy in this film — including Claude Renoir’s “excellent photography” and Carly Simon’s hit “Nobody Does It Better” — I can’t quite agree with Peary that it’s spectacular (though it is likely Moore’s best film in the series). It is fun to see “Richard Kiel’s seven-foot-tall, metal-toothed henchman ‘Jaws’ [who] would appear in the next Bond film, Moonraker,” and who is thus allowed to survive near-death time and time again; his strength is authentically menacing, and he actually gives Bond a run for his money.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Claude Renoir’s cinematography
  • Ken Adam’s sets
  • Carly Simon’s rendition of “Nobody Does It Better”

Must See?
Yes, simply to see Roger Moore in the Bond series — and to check out Kiel as “Jaws”.

Categories

  • Historically Relevant

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Man With the Golden Gun, The (1974)

Man With the Golden Gun, The (1974)

“I’ve dreamed about you setting me free.”

Synopsis:
After being sent a golden bullet by the mistress (Maud Adams) of his would-be assassin — Francisco Scaramanga, the Man With the Golden Gun (Christopher Lee) — James Bond (Roger Moore) travels to Lebanon, Hong Kong, Macau, and an island in Thailand to hunt him down, occasionally helped by his ditzy colleague Mary Goodnight (Britt Ekland) and tracked by Scaramanga’s pint-sized assistant (Herve Villechaize).

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Britt Ekland Films
  • Christopher Lee Films
  • James Bond Films
  • Spies

Response to Peary’s Review:
Peary writes that “Ian Fleming’s last James Bond novel became one of the least interesting Bond films,” resulting in a “very labored movie, with Bond a stiff bore.”

He notes that Bond and Scaramanga’s “shootout on the [killer’s remote] island’s funhouse” — which “benefits from the presence of Scaramanga’s diminutive servant Nick Nack (Herve Villechaize)”:

— is “the only good scene in the movie, and even it has an unsatisfying finish.”

He points out that Adams and Ekland are “uninspired leading ladies”:


and that the film features “stale humor”, a “cruddy title song by Lulu”, and “dull” opening titles. He adds that there’s an “unfortunate” reprisal by Clifton James of his “unfunny redneck sheriff from Live and Let Die” — indeed, this is the lowlight of the film.

Lee comes across the best, adding some nuance and interest to a villain who’s not all that fleshed out, but at least feels authentic.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Christopher Lee as Scaramanga
  • Fine location shooting

Must See?
No; definitely feel free to skip this one.

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Live and Let Die (1973)

Live and Let Die (1973)

“Any cost — any: Bond must die.”

Synopsis:
Special agent James Bond (Roger Moore) pursues Harlan drug dealer “Mr. Big” — a.k.a. Dr. Kananga (Yaphet Kotto) — who is actually dictator of the Caribbean island San Monique, and who relies heavily on the support of a claw-armed henchman (Julius Harris), a voodoo magician (Geoffrey Holder), and a virginal tarot card reader named Solitaire (Jane Seymour).

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Drug Dealers
  • James Bond Films
  • Spies
  • Voodoo

Response to Peary’s Review:
Peary writes that “Roger Moore made an unimpressive debut as James Bond in [this] unimaginative adaptation of Ian Fleming’s second novel”:

“set in New York, New Orleans, and a Caribbean island.” He notes that the “movie stumbles along most of the way”, and it’s “hard to remember Moore is playing Bond at times — in fact, if he and Seymour were black, the picture could pass as one of the black exploitation films of the day.”

He adds that “there are few interesting action sequences”, that the “motorboat chase is trite”, and that it’s all made “worse by throwing in some stupid [and racist] Louisiana cops, including pot-bellied Sheriff Pepper (Clifton James).” I mostly agree, but will admit to enjoying Bond’s nifty footwork across a pond of alligators and crocodiles, and finding the motorboat sequence appropriately exciting. The colorful sets and costumes are also a plus, as is the title song by Wings, and Geoffrey Holder’s charismatic supporting performance as Baron Samedi. But ultimately, this one is only must-see viewing for fans of the franchise.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Colorful cinematography and on-location shooting


  • Geoffrey Holder as Baron Samedi
  • The Wings’ catchy theme song

Must See?
No; this one is only must-see for Bond completists.

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Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

“Curious, how everyone who touches those diamonds seems to die.”

Synopsis:
By impersonating a diamond smuggler and meeting with a beautiful contact (Jill St. John) in Las Vegas, James Bond (Sean Connery) uncovers information about a sinister plot by his arch-enemy Blofeld (Charles Gray) to build a massive laser weapon.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • James Bond Films
  • Mistaken or Hidden Identities
  • Sean Connery Films
  • Spies

Response to Peary’s Review:
Peary writes that while this “follow-up to On Her Majesty’s Secret Service features Sean Connery’s return as James Bond, it’s unfortunately “one of the most forgettable movies of the entire Bond series”. He points out that “until Blofeld’s reappearance” in the film, “we must watch what is no better than a mundane diamond-smuggling melodrama, without the spectacle we associate with James Bond.” He further notes that “the Las Vegas setting isn’t exotic enough, there’s little humor, the villains are second-rate:

— and the trouble Bond gets into, even Maxwell Smart would escape.” While he argues that “the only bright spot is moderately talented leading lady Jill St. John as a sexy diamond smuggler who gets in over her head and into a number of teeny bikinis,” she’s actually not very interesting as a character:

Much more enjoyable is a brief sequence in which a pair of athletic women named Bambi (Lola Larson) and Thumper (Trina Parks) show some serious girl-power while kicking Bond’s butt.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Bambi and Thumper’s collective gang-up on Bond

Must See?
No; you can skip this one.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

“There’s always something formal about the point of a pistol.”

Synopsis:
British secret agent James Bond (George Lazenby) falls in love with the daughter (Diana Rigg) of a mobster (Gabriele Ferzetti), who clues him in to the presence of his arch-enemy Blofeld (Telly Savalas) in Switzerland. Undercover as a genealogist, Bond infiltrates an “allergy institute” with numerous beautiful women as patients, but soon learns that Blofeld’s intentions for them — and the world — are much more sinister.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Diana Rigg Films
  • James Bond Films
  • Spies
  • Telly Savalas Films
  • World Domination

Response to Peary’s Review:
Peary argues that this “seventh James Bond film (discounting Casino Royale) might well be regarded as the best of the series if Sean Connery rather than the uncharismatic George Lazenby had played 007.”

He notes that it’s “a throwback to the early Bond before self-parody had crept in and the gimmickry had become too important.” Importantly, “Lazenby’s Bond has human traits — he’s neurotic (he resigns from work when ‘M’ doesn’t seem to appreciate him); he falls in love and marries Spanish contessa Tracey (played by Diana Rigg, the classiest of the Bond girls); he’s vulnerable (we actually worry when a little fellow almost catches him opening his safe); [and] he’s no longer superconfident (after having spent two years unsuccessfully tracking Blofeld).” Peary writes that while the “picture is too long, and really bogs down when Rigg isn’t around,” it “holds up nicely, especially now that no one resents Lazenby anymore.”

Indeed, once one gets beyond the inevitable cognitive dissonance of seeing someone other than Connery embodying Bond (the opening title sequence nicely offers a recap reminder of previous episodes in the series), the film does become a reasonably interesting and well-made thriller, with fine location shooting (especially in Switzerland, including the rotating restaurant Piz Gloria):

… an effective villain (Savalas is well-cast), and some very exciting sequences (particularly the ski chase through treacherous mountains). Rigg is a classy addition to the franchise, and her absence is forgiven once we see her re-appearing at such an opportune moment later in the film. Ultimately, Bond fans will likely find themselves enjoying this flick more than they expected; it’s recommended as a worthy entry.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Diana Rigg as Tracy
  • Telly Savalas as Blofeld
  • Fine cinematography and location shooting

  • Several exciting sequences

Must See?
Yes, once, as a cult favorite. Discussed at length in Peary’s Cult Movies 3 book.

Categories

  • Cult Movie

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Pieces (1982)

Pieces (1982)

“That maniac is going to kill again. This may be the only way we have of catching him!”

Synopsis:
Forty years after a 10-year-old (Alejandro Hernandez) brutally hacks his abusive mother (May Heatherly) to death, a spate of chainsaw murders begin occurring on a Boston college campus. Two detectives (Christopher George and Frank Brana) come to question the dean of the college (Edmund Purdom) and also meet with a professor (Jack Taylor), a groundskeeper (Paul L. Smith), and a student (Ian Sera) eager to help out. Meanwhile, more murders of sexy young women across campus make the case urgent enough to bring in George’s beautiful colleague (Lynda Day) as an undercover tennis instructor.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Horror Films
  • Psychopaths
  • Serial Killers

Response to Peary’s Review:
Peary writes that this cult film — “directed with a minimum of style by J. Piquer Simon” — “epitomizes the slice-and-dice genre.” He notes that while it offers “sex, some suspense, and a bevy of beautiful women”:



the “murders are too gristly for all but the hardcore fans of the genre” — and “of course, the subject matter is blatantly offensive”. While there’s some bad-movie “humor” given that Sera, for instance, “is able to be in a chipper mood 10 minutes after the girls he knows are found slaughtered,” this is really only viewing for a specialized taste.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:
Not much of anything, unless this is your cup of tea — which it clearly is for many.

Must See?
Nope.

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You Only Live Twice (1967)

You Only Live Twice (1967)

“Kill Bond — now!”

Synopsis:
After faking his own death, James Bond (Sean Connery) is sent to Japan to investigate the mysterious disappearance of American and Soviet spacecrafts. Once there, he is assisted by the head of the Japanese Secret Service (Tetsuro Tamba) and a beautiful agent (Akiko Wakabayashi); is nearly killed by a feisty SPECTRE agent (Helga Brandt); is ceremonially wedded to another lovely Japanese agent (Mie Hama); and comes face to face in a volcano with his number one SPECTRE enemy: Blofeld (Donald Pleasence).

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Cold War
  • Donald Pleasence Films
  • James Bond Films
  • Sean Connery Films
  • Spies
  • World Domination

Response to Peary’s Review:
Peary writes that the “fifth James Bond film” is “not a bad Bond film, but it doesn’t compare to its predecessors.” He argues that “the formula had become a little stale,” and that it “should have been about twenty minutes shorter” — but I actually find this a more relevant criticism for Thunderball (1965), which most definitely lags. The storyline for You Only Live Twice — very loosely scripted by Roald Dahl (!) from Ian Fleming’s novel — moves along at a reasonable clip:

… and the last twenty minutes feature what may be the most exciting sequence in the series to that point: ninja warriors descending into a hidden volcano base and wreaking absolute havoc on operations while Blofeld struggles to hold onto his white cat at all costs.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Donald Pleasence as Blofeld
  • Impressive sets (by Ken Adam)

  • Freddie Young’s Panavision widescreen cinematography

  • The fantastic finale

Must See?
No, though it’s a worth a look for the brilliant finale.

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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

“Well, boys, I reckon this is it: nuclear combat toe to toe with the Russkies.”

Synopsis:
When mentally unhinged Air Force General Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden) has his executive officer, Captain Mandrake (Peter Sellers), issue an attack plan to a patrolling plane helmed by Major “King” Kong (Slim Pickens), nuclear war against Russia inadvertently breaks out. Back in the “War Room”, American president Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) consults with his staff — including hawkish General Buck Turgidson (George C. Scott) — about the situation, and attempts to fix things by talking on the phone with Russian Prime Minister Kissoff. As the situation becomes increasingly dire, a Nazi scientist named Dr. Strangelove (Peter Sellers) makes his appearance in the War Room and offers his own proposed solution to the dilemma.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Black Comedy
  • Cold War
  • George C. Scott Films
  • Keenan Wynn Films
  • Living Nightmare
  • Military
  • Nuclear Threat
  • Peter Sellers Films
  • Stanley Kubrick Films
  • Sterling Hayden Films

Response to Peary’s Review:
Peary writes that this “classic nightmare comedy” by Stanley Kubrick is “so funny because, as ludicrous as the characters and events are, there is nothing in this picture that is beyond the realm of possibility.” He notes that “perhaps we are laughing at ourselves (instead of worrying) for living in a world whose fate is controlled by buffoons” such as Jack D. Ripper (Hayden), who “orders U.S. bombers to conduct a nuclear attack on Russia” because he believes “the communists have poisoned the water supply,” thus leading to “his sexual proficiency” diminishing. Peary’s GFTFF review of this cult classic is surprisingly short and somewhat dismissive — he actually writes, “Watching the film today, I grow impatient with most of the scenes outside the war room” — so I will turn instead to his much more extensive (and laudatory) overviews in Cult Movies 3 and Alternate Oscars, where he names the film Best Movie of the Year and Peter Sellers Best Actor of the Year.

In Alternate Oscars, he writes that “the period’s most controversial film” was “both vilified and praised for being the first satire that dared attack (in both comical and serious ways) the nuclear irresponsibility of America’s politicians and military leaders”, and “spoke for the entire paranoid generation.” He points out that “today, the film is even more timely” — and “as long as there remains the very real threat of someone starting a nuclear war, Dr. Strangelove will be our best comic release.”

He goes into detail about the film’s now-well-known production history, including its shift away from “the more serious tone of the source novel” Red Alert, noting that “Kubrick decided that all the absurd things he was keeping out of his script were the most truthful” — so “with the help of Terry Southern and star Peter Sellers, who devised three comic characterizations, Kubrick vented his rage by making his story and the characters who populated it outrageous.” Peary points out that Kubrick “introduces a sexual subtext into the story, making the point that playing power politics and making war are male games, extensions of our leaders’ sex lives”, and adds that in Kubrick’s films, “men have become prisoners of science, an extension of its fallible machines.”

In Cult Movies 3, Peary writes that “Peter Sellers is so prominent in Dr. Strangelove that it’s easy to forget the vital contributions of Hayden and Scott.” He writes, “With his booming voice and strong physical presence… Hayden is an extremely frightening, imposing figure”; if you “look into [his] face… you’ll know there’s no way he’ll listen to anyone.”

Meanwhile, “with his array of stupid expressions, flaring eyebrows and sneaky yet twinkling eyes, and embarrassed, guilty voice, [George C.] Scott is genuinely hilarious.”

Regarding Sellers himself, Peary refers to him simply as “marvelous” and notes key highlights of each of his characterizations. As Mandrake, Sellers is “very British”, “a cross between Trevor Howard-David Niven RAF officers and a very subdued and subtle Terry-Thomas”, someone who is “quite humble” and “the only character with intelligence.” When playing bland President Muffley — a “fifties-style [Adlai] Stevenson Democrat” — Sellers’ “finest screen moment is his classic phone conversation with [Russian Prime Minister] Kissoff, a Bob Newhart-like routine in which he talks in a wheedling tone, as if he were trying to convince a 5-year-old child to accept an emergency collect call.” Finally, as Dr. Strangelove, he “has extraordinary impact” despite not having “enough screentime”: “With that slimy fixed smile, thick German accent, dark glasses, double chin, gloved hand… and ugly misshapen hair…, his grotesque version of Wernher von Braun is one of the most horrific figures in movie history,” and “certainly fits the tradition of mad (often crippled) German scientists that dates back to the silent era.”

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Peter Sellers as Group Captain Lionel Mandrake, President Merkin Muffley, and Dr. Strangelove


  • Sterling Hayden’s “frighteningly hilarious portrayal” as Jack D. Ripper
  • George C. Scott as General Buck Turgidson
  • Ken Adam’s sets
  • Stark cinematography

Must See?
Yes, of course — for numerous reasons.

Categories

  • Cult Movie
  • Genuine Classic
  • Important Director
  • Noteworthy Performance(s)

(Listed in 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die)

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Hatchet for the Honeymoon (1970)

Hatchet for the Honeymoon (1970)

“A woman should live only until her wedding night — love once, and then die.”

Synopsis:
A psychotically ill wedding dress designer (Stephen Forsyth) married to a shrew (Laura Betti) murders young brides while attempting to resolve childhood traumas. Meanwhile, an inspector (Jesus Puente) trails the case while a beautiful new model (Dagmar Lassandar) expresses romantic interest in Forsyth.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Henpecked Husbands
  • Horror Films
  • Mario Bava Films
  • Mental Illness
  • Serial Killers

Review:
Mario Bava directed this atmospheric psycho-thriller film which begins by revealing the identity of the killer (the protagonist/narrator himself):

and builds tension by exploring how he will eventually be found out. As with so many Bava films, atmosphere is far more important than plot, and one watches primarily for the visuals — but it’s hard to ignore the awkwardly earnest performances, the dubbing, and the sappy musical soundtrack. Things finally become more interesting once the tables are turned and we know Forsyth will soon be caught — which is ultimately for the best of everyone involved, including troubled Forsythe himself.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Atmospheric cinematography and sets


Must See?
No, though of course Bava fans will want to check it out.

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