Minnie and Moskowitz (1971)

Minnie and Moskowitz (1971)

“I don’t like men. They smile too much. You see a lot of teeth.”

Synopsis:
A free-spirited parking lot attendant (Seymour Cassel) falls in love with a beautiful museum curator (Gena Rowlands) who resists his advances.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Cross-Class Romance
  • Gena Rowlands Films
  • John Cassavetes Films
  • Misfits
  • Obsessive Love
  • Romantic Comedy
  • Seymour Cassel Films

Review:
Cassavetes’ contribution to the ubiquitous “misfits in love” genre isn’t particularly original, but features all the best elements of this iconoclastic director’s signature style: powerhouse performances by believably natural actors, excellent use of local settings, and plenty of unexpectedly zany moments. It’s lighter in tone than his heavier works (i.e., A Woman Under the Influence, also starring Rowlands), and is probably one of his most accessible films. Unfortunately, however, Minnie and Moskowitz suffers from an irredeemably schizophrenic attitude towards its characters: as soon as we start to like someone, he or she acts horribly and loses our sympathy. Seymour’s obsessive love for Minnie, for instance, is cute at first, but quickly becomes discomfiting as he stalks her and literally forces her into his car. This is someone we’re supposed to root for? And while Seymour’s mother (played with appropriately batty energy by Cassavetes’ real-life mother, Katherine) comes across as a harmlessly doting Jewish mother in her brief debut towards the beginning of the film, she unaccountably turns against her own son during a later dinner scene. Plus, these folks yell and beat up on each other like there’s no tomorrow — then quickly (and inexplicably) forgive each other. Ultimately, Minnie and Moskowitz makes for uneven viewing: you want to care about these characters (and in a way, you do), but at the same time you’re shaking your head in concern and disbelief, and feeling grateful that they’re not part of your immediate circle of friends.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Seymour Cassel’s no-holds-barred performance as the love-struck “Seymour”
  • Gena Rowlands as the confused yet lovely Minnie
  • Good use of Los Angeles locales and streets

Must See?
No, but fans of Cassavetes’ work will certainly want to check it out.

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Old Fashioned Way, The (1934)

Old Fashioned Way, The (1934)

“He ain’t gonna let you set foot on that stage — all he wants is your money, Mrs. Pepperday!”

Synopsis:
The fugitive manager (W.C. Fields) of a struggling theatre troupe deceives a wealthy aspiring singer (Jan Duggan) into believing he will give her a part in his play.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Actors and Actresses
  • Aspiring Stars
  • Comedy
  • Con-Artists
  • Fugitives
  • W.C. Fields Films

Review:
This little-seen W.C. Fields classic is dearly beloved by Fields’ fans, primarily because it’s the only movie to showcase the comedian’s origins as a traveling performer and juggler. While it contains several moments of genuine humor, however, I found the film disappointing as a whole; it’s not nearly as consistently amusing as his better-known titles. Only recommended for hardcore W.C. Fields fans.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • An affectionate tribute to turn-of-the-century melodramas
  • Fields doing his famous cigar-box balancing act
  • Cleopatra Pepperday (Duggan) singing the interminable “seashell song”

Must See?
No. Though Peary lists this as both a film with Historical Importance and a Personal Recommendation (and quite a few contributors on IMDb seem to concur), I think it’s only must-see viewing for true W.C. Fields fans. Peary — who clearly IS a diehard Fields fan — nominates his performance here for an Alternate Oscar.

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House That Screamed, The / La Residencia (1969)

House That Screamed, The / La Residencia (1969)

“If they want to escape, they will — this is a boarding school, not a prison!”

Synopsis:
A mysterious killer threatens teenage girls at an authoritarian boarding school run by Lilli Palmer.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Boarding School
  • Horror
  • Murder Mystery
  • Sexual Repression
  • Serial Killers

Response to Peary’s Review:
As Peary notes, this “scary gothic horror film” — recognized today as a definitive example of modern European slasher flicks — is skillfully directed by Narcisco Ibanez Serrador, “particularly during [the] terrifying murder scenes”. Unfortunately, it suffers from noticeable dubbing, a plethora of boarding-school stereotypes (harsh headmistress, sexually repressed young teens), and too many protagonists (it’s hard to tell the girls apart at times). One watches primarily for the atmospheric chills, the spooky cinematography, and the impressive set designs. While the identity of the killer doesn’t come as much of a surprise, the final scene nonetheless remains startling.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Lilli Palmer as the grim, authoritarian headmistress
  • Many moments of well-directed tension

Must See?
No, but film fanatics may be curious to check it out.

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Killing of Sister George, The (1968)

Killing of Sister George, The (1968)

“Not all women are raving bloody lesbians, you know.”

Synopsis:
An aging lesbian actress (Beryl Reid) worries that she’s being written out of her television series.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Actors and Actresses
  • Black Comedy
  • Has-Beens
  • Lesbianism
  • Play Adaptations
  • Robert Aldrich Films
  • Susannah York Films

Review:
Robert Aldrich’s smart, well-acted adaptation of Frank Marcus’s satirical play received a notorious “X” rating when it was released (though this was reduced to an “R” just a few years later). Indeed, it’s easy to see why unsuspecting audiences may have been shocked, given the movie’s overt treatment of female homosexuality. Although the word “lesbian” isn’t uttered until two hours into the film, there’s no mistaking what kind of relationship these women have with each other; and for those who might still be unclear, the scene in a lesbian club makes it unambiguous.

Sensationalism aside, however, Sister George remains a surprisingly humorous tale of grandiosity and insecurity in show biz; we don’t always like or admire George’s actions, but we can’t help feeling compassion for her predicament. Perhaps the best aspect of the movie, however, is the relationship between George and her young lover “Childie”, played by Susannah York.


York’s performance is raw and daring — she puts herself all the way out on the line here, and it pays off tremendously.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Beryl Reid’s powerhouse performance as “Sister George”
  • Susannah York’s equally impressive performance (one of her best) as George’s young lover
  • An amusing reflection on the disparities between popular T.V. shows and “real life”
  • Many humorous, remarkably racy lines:

    Mercy Croft: People are always telling me how cheerful you look, riding around on your bike.
    George: Well, you’d look cheerful, too, with fifty cubic centimeters throbbing away between your legs!

Must See?
Yes. This controversial movie may not be for all tastes, but I believe it’s must-see viewing for film fanatics.

Categories

  • Controversial Film
  • Noteworthy Performance(s)

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Koko: A Talking Gorilla (1978)

Koko: A Talking Gorilla (1978)

“Who is to say that only human beings are persons? Isn’t this gorilla demonstrably a person?”

Synopsis:
A graduate student (Penny Patterson) teaches a female gorilla (Koko) to communicate using American Sign Language.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Barbet Schroeder Films
  • Documentary
  • Friendship
  • Talking Animals
  • Teachers

Review:
It’s impossible to watch Barbet Schroeder’s “accidental” documentary (he originally meant to use the footage to secure funding for a feature film) without reflecting on the past 30 years of research into both evolution and linguistic theory. First, looking for a “missing language link” between gorillas and humans is a meaningless endeavor, since homo sapiens took off on a separate branch of the primatology tree long ago; as Steven Pinker points out in his book The Language Instinct, “evolution did not make a ladder; it made a bush.” Second, Pinker further notes (and many others have agreed with him) that “people who spend a lot of time with animals are prone to developing indulgent attitudes about their powers of communication”, a fact which it’s difficult to miss when watching this film. Just as parents do with their toddlers, Penny indulges her beloved Koko’s “speech”, extrapolating wildly and projecting decidedly human emotions onto her.

But is this such a bad thing? After all, Penny and her associates had a noble goal in mind, one well in tune with the general sensibility of the 1970s — to move beyond human chauvanism, and be open to the possibility that homo sapiens aren’t the only “people” on Earth. Unfortunately, however, such notions were sorely misguided — as Pinker puts it, “Is it really ‘humility’ for us to save species from extinction because we think they are like us?” Ultimately, Penny’s project (which continues to this day) smacks of fanaticism; I’m all for protecting gorillas, but don’t think we need to teach them human language in order to justify this.

Ultimately, then, I found watching Koko to be more disturbing than enjoyable — though I’m sure it made for fascinating viewing back in the time of its release, when the project was fresh and we were much more naive about its potential outcome. Children may also relate to watching Koko (whose equivalence in human intelligence, if one forces the issue, is roughly that of a toddler) reading a book with Penny, rejecting a yellow sweater in place of her favorite red one, and selecting her lunch items out of the refrigerator. For my part, however, the only scenes which I can look back on with genuine delight are those in which Koko interacts with her gorilla-friend Michael (see stills below); this is when she finally seems to be in her element, rather than forced to perform according to human expectations.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Koko waiting with eager anticipation for her friend Michael to come through the gate
  • Koko playing “hide and seek” with Michael

Must See?
Yes, simply for its historical relevance.

Categories

  • Historically Relevant

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Seven Year Itch, The (1955)

Seven Year Itch, The (1955)

“I think it’s wonderful that you’re married! I think it’s just elegant!”

Synopsis:
A married advertising executive (Tom Ewell) whose wife (Evelyn Keyes) and son (Butch Bernard) are away for the summer lusts after his voluptuous, seemingly available neighbor (Marilyn Monroe).

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Billy Wilder Films
  • Comedy
  • Dumb Blondes
  • Evelyn Keyes Films
  • Marilyn Monroe Films
  • Marital Problems
  • Play Adaptations

Response to Peary’s Review:
As Peary notes, this once-controversial Marilyn Monroe comedy is “much overrated, too talky and stagy, and only occasionally funny” — not to mention horribly dated. Tom Ewell’s “super-neurotic character” is simply annoying; his few redeeming moments occur during the ludicrous yet amusing fantasy sequences when he imagines himself as an irresistible lover. The real reason to watch this movie, naturally, is Monroe herself, who is in rare form playing a wide-eyed innocent with smoldering sex appeal. Unfortunately, fans will be disappointed to note that the famous “subway scene” doesn’t actually include the most well-known (full-body) shots of Monroe.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Marilyn Monroe’s sensual, comedic performance as Ewell’s object of desire
  • Monroe famously standing over a subway grating and allowing the wind to blow her dress up
  • Ewell’s hilariously ridiculous fantasies

Must See?
Yes. Though it hasn’t entirely stood the test of time, this movie nonetheless remains must-see viewing for all film fanatics.

Categories

  • Controversial Film
  • Historically Relevant

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Code of Silence (1985)

Code of Silence (1985)

“You want to take on the whole world by yourself? Now you’re gonna get your chance, Cusack!”

Synopsis:
An honest Chicago cop (Chuck Norris) tries to protect a teenage girl (Molly Hagan) who is caught in the middle of her Italian family’s gang warfare with Colombian drugpins. In the meantime, Norris breaks the “code of silence” in his police force by testifying against a crooked fellow cop, and finds himself without backup.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Chuck Norris Films
  • Corruption
  • Gangs
  • Police

Response to Peary’s Review:
Chuck Norris’s “breakthrough” film (which, as Peary notes, got good reviews upon its release) is a surprisingly entertaining action flick with decent performances and fine production values. Interestingly, the title’s “code of silence” doesn’t even become an issue until more than halfway through the film, at which point it simply provides a convenient excuse for Norris to take on an entire gang of Colombians on his own. As Peary notes, Molly Hagan “is the picture’s real plus” — we genuinely care about this resilient young woman, who never asked to be caught up in her family’s fatal troubles.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Molly Hagan as the young woman Norris is determined to protect
  • Several scenes of unexpected humor — including one in which two utterly incompetent burglars attempt to hold up a police bar
  • Many excitingly choreographed action sequences
  • The toe-tapping synthesized “80s score

Must See?
Yes, simply to see Chuck Norris in what may be his finest film role (though I haven’t seen enough of his other movies to say for sure).

Categories

  • Historically Relevant

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Assassination Bureau, The (1969)

Assassination Bureau, The (1969)

“It’s the greatest story of the decade — and covered by a woman!”

Synopsis:
An aspiring journalist (Diana Rigg) hires the underground Assassination Bureau to kill its own chairperson (Oliver Reed).

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Black Comedy
  • Curt Jurgens Films
  • Diana Rigg Films
  • Journalists
  • Oliver Reed Films
  • Plot to Murder
  • Telly Savalas Films

Review:
Although it’s based on a clever premise, this British farce is a disappointment on every count. Things go wrong from the very beginning of the story, when Rigg hires Reed to kill himself, and he willingly agrees — only to fob the job off onto his colleagues as a taunting excuse to murder them first. Such blatant narrative illogic kills the entire enterprise of this not-very-amusing black comedy, which ultimately has no real point. Adding insult to injury, even fans of Rigg or Reed will be disappointed: they lack any chemistry at all together:

… and Rigg’s transformation from an independent young feminist to a corset-wearing lovebird is unwelcome. Only recommended for those who enjoy fast-paced, high-color historical action flicks without much substance.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Nicely done set designs depicting turn-of-the-century Europe

Must See?
No. Though Peary lists it as a cult movie in the back of his book, I doubt it still has much of a following.

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Escape From Alcatraz (1979)

Escape From Alcatraz (1979)

“No one has ever escaped from Alcatraz — and no one ever will!”

Synopsis:
Four prisoners (Clint Eastwood, Jack Thibeau, Fred Ward, and Larry Hankin) plot their escape from the island of Alcatraz.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Clint Eastwood Films
  • Don Siegel Films
  • Escape
  • Prisoners

Review:
As noted in Vincent Canby’s review for the New York Times, Don Siegel’s Escape From Alcatraz “is not a great film or an especially memorable one.” There’s little character development and even less background exposition — everything we see and hear is either meant to show us why Eastwood is so eager to get out of this notorious hell hole (who wouldn’t be?), or how he goes about doing so. Plus, since the movie is based on a real story, there aren’t many surprises: we already know that three of the four men will successfully escape, and that their bodies will never be found. Although Escape From Alcatraz is guaranteed to appeal to hardcore prison-break film fans, I’ll admit I found it to be a disappointment. It features all the classic tropes we’re already so familiar with in prison movies — the sadistic warden; the beloved elderly prisoner with an innocuous hobby; the aggressive sexual predator — without providing any new insights. You’re better off watching a more recent classic on the same theme: Frank Darabont’s The Shawshank Redemption (1994).

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • On-location footage in what is possibly the world’s most famous prison
  • Some genuinely tense moments

Must See?
Yes, simply for its status as a seminal prison-break flick.

Categories

  • Historically Relevant

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Alice in the Cities (1974)

Alice in the Cities (1974)

“You really are out of touch.”

Synopsis:
A journalist (Rudiger Vogler) with writer’s block tries to help an abandoned girl (Yella Rottlander) find her grandmother’s home in Germany.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Friendship
  • German Films
  • Road Trip
  • Search
  • Writers
  • Wim Wenders Films

Review:
A cross-Atlantic road trip with metaphorical underpinnings, Wim Wenders’ Alice in the Cities is a remarkable gem of a movie. It features excellent performances by both young Yella Rottlander (whose face clearly registers her shifts in emotions) and Vogler; their characters mature and grow throughout the course of the film, but without great fanfare or insistence. This is an independent film of the highest caliber, a story told exactly how it may very well have happened rather than with artificial resolutions. It’s a treat to watch Alice and Phil’s journey — and their unusual friendship, which never smacks of anything unsavory — unfolding.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Rudiger Vogler as the free-spirited yet soul-searching journalist
  • Yella Rottlander’s remarkably natural performance as the nine-year-old “orphan”
  • The gradually emerging friendship between Phil and Alice
  • Beautiful, contemplative black-and-white cinematography of America, Amsterdam, and Germany

Must See?
Yes, as an enjoyable foreign classic.

Categories

  • Foreign Gem
  • Important Director

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