Patsy, The (1964)

Patsy, The (1964)

“Now listen, and listen carefully — this kid can and will be whatever we want him to be.”

Synopsis:
When a famous comedian dies in a plane crash, his creative entourage (Everett Sloan, Ina Balin, John Carradine, Keenan Wynn, Phil Harris, and Peter Lorre) decides to turn a bumbling bellboy named Stanley (Jerry Lewis) into their next big star.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Aspiring Stars
  • Comedians
  • Comedy
  • Hans Conried Films
  • Jerry Lewis Films
  • John Carradine Films
  • Keenen Wynn Films
  • Peter Lorre Films

Review:
The intention of Jerry Lewis’s self-directed variation on Frank Tashlin’s The Girl Can’t Help It (1956) is somewhat murky: while he seems to be making a clear case that a talent like his is NOT random (that is, you can’t simply pluck any old Joe off the street and turn him into a star of “Jerry Lewis caliber”), the film’s head-scratching denouement — an extension to the similarly self-congratulatory finale of The Errand Boy (1961) — effectively neutralizes this sentiment. With that said, The Patsy remains of interest given how close it comes (at times) to the tone of Scorsese’s King of Comedy (1982): Stanley’s failed nightclub debut is seriously discomfiting, bringing the film’s invisible laughtrack to a dead halt.

The rest of the movie remains a mixed bag of random chuckles (Lewis is in classic klutzy form when visiting Hans Conried’s antiques-riddled home for a music lesson):

… occasional pathos (as during the oddly charming high school dance flashback sequence):

and rehashed cliches from earlier films — including obligatory romantic tension between nerdy Stanley and an impossibly sympathetic goddess (in this case, Ina Balin), who seems merely pleasantly bemused by his actions at all times.

Be forewarned about the irritatingly dated “final” comment made by Stanley, which is similar to Lewis’s own stated view of female comedians:

[2000] I don’t like any female comedians. Seeing a woman in comedy sets me back a bit… I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies into the world.

Note: This shouldn’t technically be considered a “Peter Lorre film” given that his role here (his last) is not only incredibly tiny, but Lorre seems utterly disinterested and bored the entire time. “We got the wrong guy”, his character mutters in one of his very few lines, and one can’t help sensing he’s referring to himself.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Stanley’s disastrous visit with Hans Conried’s antiques-collecting music teacher
  • The cringingly honest nightclub scene

Must See?
No — though it’s one of the more intriguing Lewis entries included in Peary’s book, and worth a look.

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Scared Stiff (1953)

Scared Stiff (1953)

“You may joke, my dear, but unfortunately, the legends about the castle are not to be taken lightly.”

Synopsis:
A dimwitted busboy (Jerry Lewis) and his buddy — a nightclub singer (Dean Martin) who wrongly believes he’s murdered a gangster — stow away on a cruise ship to Havana, and befriend a woman (Lizabeth Scott) who has inherited a supposedly haunted castle on an island.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Carmen Miranda Films
  • Comedy
  • Dean Martin Films
  • Dorothy Malone Films
  • Fugitives
  • Jerry Lewis Films
  • Lizabeth Scott Films
  • Musicals
  • Old Dark House

Review:
George Marshall remade his own 1940 comedic-horror hit Ghost Breakers (1940) (starring Bob Hope and Paulette Goddard) into this tepid Martin & Lewis vehicle, which will likely only really appeal to their fans. Both the original film and this later iteration essentially function as vehicles for their stars, and suffer from rather lame, unnecessarily complex screenplays — but Scared Stiff, unfortunately, is even more awkwardly paced than its predecessor, taking 80 long minutes to finally bring the protagonists to their spooky destination (and even at that point, there are precious few ghosts or zombies peppering the screen). On the plus side: Lizabeth Scott is a perky, likeable romantic heroine, and she and Martin come across as genuinely attracted to one another:

On the negative side, Lewis is even more neurotically annoying and clingy than usual.

Of primary interest is an early nightclub scene in which we get a glimpse of Lewis and Martin’s live “charisma” together (with assistance from Dorothy Malone as Martin’s girlfriend); it feels like an honest approximation of their esteemed on-stage career together.

Note: This was Carmen Miranda’s final film (she died two years later); however, while her energetic performances are always welcome:

Lewis’s imitation of her (the ostensible reason for her presence here) is… depressingly unfunny.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • The early nightclub comedy routine
  • Lizabeth Scott as Mary

Must See?
No — this one is definitely only must-see for Martin & Lewis fans.

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Errand Boy, The (1961)

Errand Boy, The (1961)

“From the first day I got here, I’ve caused everybody nothing but trouble.”

Synopsis:
A clumsy errand boy (Jerry Lewis) on the Paramutual Pictures lot is tasked by its studio head (Brian Donlevy) with spying on all its employees, to determine where money is being wasted — but instead, all Morty (Lewis) seems capable of doing is causing havoc wherever he goes.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Brian Donlevy Films
  • Comedy
  • Hollywood
  • Jerry Lewis Films
  • Spies

Review:
The premise of Jerry Lewis’s third film as writer/director/star is likely to appeal to most film fanatics, given that we’re promised an insider’s look at Hollywood movie-making on the Paramount (er, Paramutual) Studios lot — and, for the first portion of the film, it’s easy enough to stay engaged, as Lewis’s Morty Tashman humorously flubs the various names of the (mostly Jewish) executives he’s introduced to:

… fails at the seemingly simple task of bringing a few updated script pages to a room full of secretaries:

… and, when mistaken for an extra, completely ruins the scene he’s in by bursting into song.

From there, however, Morty’s travails become increasingly repetitive and/or pointless, with several (i.e., Morty’s botched trip to the car wash with his boss’s laryngitis-ridden wife) simply defying all intelligence.

Much like in Lewis’s directorial debut, The Bellboy, the point here seems to be simply to watch Lewis’s nebbishy alter-ego meandering through a series of mishaps within a defined space — but while The Bellboy‘s blessedly mute Stanley is just one among many pawns in an enjoyably wacky universe, Morty (as usual for most of Lewis’s protagonists) quickly becomes simply a tiresome nuisance. Worst of all, the film’s nominal plot device — Morty being sent out to spy on his fellow employees — is simply never attended to in the screenplay, until a final mawkish sequence (loved by many, but not me) in which Lewis confesses his frustrations to a puppet.

Worst of all is the incredibly self-serving denouement, which highlights Lewis’s arrogance as a performer more clearly than I’ve ever seen before. Yet there are at least a few sequences in The Errand Boy which make it worth your time to check out — most notably the justifiably lauded “board room” pantomime scene (available to view on YouTube). This scene alone shows evidence of Lewis’s intermittent genius.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • The truly impressive “board room orchestra” pantomime scene
  • The elevator scene (worth a few chuckles)
  • The clever opening sequence (in which various genres are exposed for the fiction they really are)
  • Brian Donlevy as the head of Paramutual Pictures
  • Howard McNear as a relentless sycophant

Must See?
No — though a few sequences make it worth a look. Listed as a Cult Movie and a Personal Recommendation in the back of Peary’s book.

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My Favorite Brunette (1947)

My Favorite Brunette (1947)

“I wanted to become a detective, too. It only took brains, courage, and a gun — and I had a gun.”

Synopsis:
A baby photographer (Bob Hope) mistaken for a private eye is hired by a desperate young woman (Dorothy Lamour) to help her track down her missing uncle (Frank Puglia), who has been kidnapped by a gang of criminals.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Alan Ladd Films
  • Bob Hope Films
  • Detectives and Private Eyes
  • Dorothy Lamour Films
  • Flashback Films
  • Lon Chaney, Jr. Films
  • Mistaken Identities
  • Peter Lorre Films
  • Satires and Spoofs

Review:
I was pleasantly surprised to revisit this private-eye spoof, which remains my favorite iteration of this unique comedic genre. Hope and Lamour are in fine form, with Hope flinging his characteristically deadpan one-liners (“Nutty as a fruitcake, and with all that beautiful frosting”) left and right, and Lamour remaining appropriately dark and mysterious throughout. It’s especially fun to see iconic character actors such as Peter Lorre and Lon Chaney, Jr. in respectful, meaty supporting roles — ones which pay fitting homage to their on-screen personae. Interestingly, part of what makes this film so successful (as pointed out by one contributor on IMDb) is that the storyline (minus Hope’s one-liners) would probably work just as well if played straight — a sign of its intelligence and ultimate staying power. Excellent use is made of real-life locales in Monterey, California; apparently the mansion where the criminals reside still exists on the town’s touristy 17-mile drive. Watch for the refreshing presence of an Asian-American actress (Jean Fong) in a small but pivotal role as a mother in Chinatown who brings her young son to be photographed by Hope; it’s truly criminal that she wasn’t given any official credit. Available for free viewing on the Internet Archive.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Bob Hope as Ronnie Jackson
  • Dorothy Lamour as Carlotta Montay
  • Fun supporting performances

  • A consistently clever satire of private eye flicks
  • Fine use of location shooting (in Monterey, California)
  • Refreshing inclusion of an Asian-American woman (Jean Fong) in a non-stereotypical role
  • Plenty of humorous dialogue:

    “I don’t know how much more of this I can take – you’ve had me in hot water so long I feel like a tea bag.”

Must See?
Yes, as an all-around good show.

Categories

  • Good Show

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Family Jewels, The (1965)

Family Jewels, The (1965)

“People can do funny things for 30 million dollars — even brothers!”

Synopsis:
A wealthy orphan (Donna Butterworth) cared for by her kind chauffeur (Jerry Lewis) must choose which of her five uncles (all played by Jerry Lewis) she wants to live with.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Comedy
  • Heiresses
  • Inheritance
  • Jerry Lewis Films
  • Kidnapping
  • Orphans

Review:
The Family Jewels offered writer-director-producer Jerry Lewis the opportunity to not only star in his own vehicle (as usual), but to literally dominate the screen by playing almost every major character (thus following in the footsteps of such giants as Alec Guinness and Peter Sellers).






Unfortunately, apart from a few reasonably inspired comedic sequences, the bulk of the film is only mildly amusing, and Lewis’s impersonations truly come across more like caricatures than the real-life protagonists demanded by the plot (after all, thirty million dollars are at stake here!). The primary draw of the film is Donna Butterworth as Lewis’s young charge — she’s refreshingly natural, and holds her own admirably.

Note: If you’re curious to see a list of films featuring actors playing multiple roles, click here (though this Wikipedia entry is by no means complete, given that I had to add Family Jewels myself).

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Donna Butterworth as Donna
  • The amusingly inaccurate flashback sequence told by Donna’s seafaring uncle
  • The “reactive” onflight film (starring an uncredited Anne Baxter)

Must See?
No; this one — like most Jerry Lewis films — is only must-see for his diehard fans.

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Where’s Charley? (1952)

Where’s Charley? (1952)

“I’m Charley’s aunt, from Brazil — where the nuts come from.”

Synopsis:
In Victorian-era Oxford, a student named Charley (Ray Bolger) impersonates his wealthy aunt so that his girlfriend (Allyn Ann McLerie) and the girlfriend (Mary Germaine) of his friend (Robert Shackleton) can be “chaperoned” in their presence — but trouble arises when both Shackleton’s father (Howard Marion-Crawford) and McLerie’s father (Horace Cooper) decide to pursue the hand of Charley’s aunt in marriage, and a woman (Margaretta Scott) claiming to have known Charley’s aunt’s deceased husband suddenly arrives.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • College
  • Gender Bending
  • Gold Diggers
  • Mistaken Identities
  • Musicals
  • Play Adaptation

Review:
This long-out-of-circulation film adaptation of Frank Loesser’s popular Broadway musical (which was in turn based on the Victorian-era play Charley’s Aunt by Brandon Thomas) is notable primarily for allowing Ray Bolger to reprise his Tony-winning role on the big screen. As noted by Bosley Crowther in his review for the New York Times, the original Broadway production “was of such delightful buoyance and frank frivolity that a rhapsodized fan could only wish it preserved for all time in a deepfreeze” — which is essentially what has been done here, through David Butler’s competent if undistinguished direction. What that said, the decidedly creaky mistaken-identity storyline — which centers around Charley’s obvious inability to appear at the same time both in his own form and as his aunt:

— quickly becomes rather repetitive and tiresome, and Bolger’s broadly comedic acting style (which probably worked wonderfully on stage) ultimately is too close to caricature. However, there’s enough here for film fanatics to enjoy to make it worth a look — primarily the opportunity to see Bolger’s inimitable, Scarecrow-like dancing style in action. The tunes are also mostly jaunty and memorable (fans of movie musicals will be pleasantly surprised), and Allyn Ann McLerie (reprising her role from the Broadway production) is an enjoyable — if improbable — romantic partner for the 48-year-old (!) Bolger.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Several enjoyable tunes
  • The opportunity to see the inimitable Ray Bolger dancing
  • Allyn Ann McLerie as Amy

Must See?
No, though it’s certainly worth seeking out for one-time viewing, as a curiosity.

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One Million Years B.C. (1966)

One Million Years B.C. (1966)

“This is a story of long, long ago — when the world was just beginning.”

Synopsis:
A caveman (John Richardson) banished from his brutal, dark-haired tribe stumbles upon the peaceful, blonde Shell Tribe, where the daughter (Raquel Welch) of the chief falls in love with him after he protects her from a dinosaur attack.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Cross-Class Romance
  • Historical Drama
  • Prehistoric Times
  • Raquel Welch Films
  • Ray Harryhausen Films

Response to Peary’s Review:
Peary accurately labels this “Hammer Studios remake of Hal Roach’s 1940 film … among the silliest, campiest, and dullest of the ludicrous caveman genre” — noting that “the major appeal” is undoubtedly “the scantily clad Raquel Welch:

… whose poster from this film adorned the walls of teenage boys worldwide back in 1966″ (and earned revived notoriety when it played an essential role in The Shawshank Redemption). It’s also enjoyed by fans of the great Ray Harryhausen, whose stop-motion animation of several different dinosaurs — including a scene in which Welch is “carried off by a pterodactyl” — remains the film’s primary legitimate selling point (though it unfortunately [?] simply adds to the film’s ridiculous ahistoricity).

It’s astonishing to contemplate the fact that producer Michael Carreras rewrote a script that was “conceived by three writers”, given that there’s no dialogue (other than characters occasionally grunting each other’s names) — what could they possibly have been working on??

Despite its many shortcomings, however, at least this campy remake isn’t quite as deathly dull as its predecessor — though that’s really not meant as an endorsement of any kind.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Ray Harryhausen’s stop-motion effects

Must See?
Yes, I suppose so, simply to see the film that launched a (hundred) thousand bedroom posters — but be forewarned that it’s a campy slog.

Categories

  • Historically Relevant

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Bellboy, The (1960)

Bellboy, The (1960)

“There’s an awful lot of kooks in this hotel.”

Synopsis:
A mute bellboy (Jerry Lewis) at a fancy hotel encounters and interacts with a variety of guests — including Jerry Lewis himself.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Comedy
  • Jerry Lewis Films

Response to Peary’s Review:
Peary seems only mildly impressed by Jerry Lewis’s directorial debut, “a series of brief, unconnected vignettes” which was “obviously influenced by Jacques Tati’s Mr. Hulot’s Holiday” (1953). He notes simply that while “most gags fall flat” and “none are hilarious”, overall the “film is amusing”. Given that I’m not at all a fan of Tati’s films (and find Mr. Hulot’s Holiday in particular to be quite tiresome), I was genuinely surprised to find myself enjoying The Bellboy as much as I did. While I wasn’t quite laughing out loud (Lewis’s films rarely provoke that reaction in me), I did genuinely chuckle numerous times — and even the gags that “fell flat” seemed to do so innocuously, and with good, simple grace. I suspect a large part of the film’s enjoyment for me lies in the fact that Lewis’s central character — “happy-go-lucky” bellboy Stanley — doesn’t talk (hallelujah!).

Meanwhile, Lewis pokes some good fun at his own celebrity by appearing in cameo in one of the film’s most genuinely amusing vignettes, as an entourage of assistants clamors around “real” Lewis like a horde of rabid groupies, laughing hysterically each time he opens his mouth to say a word.

(Clearly, Lewis was a tad sensitive about being expected to be “be funny” at all times; this is evident as well in the lengthy and revealing interview he gave with Dick Cavett in 1969 — check YouTube to see this in chunks).

What works about so many of the gags here, I think, is how random and/or surreal they are — and, thankfully, how Lewis rarely lingers too long before moving on. In one of many throwaway scenes, for instance, Stanley is busy sorting keys into guests’ mailboxes, and apparently has been doing such a slow job of it that he’s still not done after an hour. He’s yelled at to finish, and hastily throws the remaining keys willy-nilly into the boxes.

The next shot immediately shows a hallway full of guests wrangling simultaneously with their doors, none having been given the correct key. It’s amusing simply because it defies all rationality — that is, the guests would never all be trying at the same time to open their doors.

Interestingly, in his review, Peary complains about this very fact, noting that “in subsequent films Lewis would learn that his character works best in an otherwise orderly world; here the world he inhabits would be wacky without him”. I disagree. It’s the very “wackiness” of the Fontainebleau Hotel and its inhabitants, I feel, that works in this film’s favor. Just check out the reaction of the entire crew of bellboys when a convention of models walks into the hotel, and you’ll see exactly what I mean… Stanley is not alone.

Note: Be sure to read TCM’s article on the film to learn more about its interesting production, and Lewis’s ground-breaking technique of videotaping alongside his primary camera to get immediate feedback on his work.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Numerous humorous vignettes

Must See?
Yes, simply for its historical importance as Lewis’s directorial debut.

Categories

  • Historically Relevant

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Poppy (1936)

Poppy (1936)

“If we should ever separate, my little plum, I want to give you just one bit of fatherly advice: never give a sucker an even break!”

Synopsis:
A con-artist (W.C. Fields) traveling through a small town attempts to pass off his grown daughter, Poppy (Rochelle Hudson), as the long-lost heiress to a local fortune; meanwhile, Poppy falls in love with the mayor’s son (Richard Cromwell), causing scandal in the town.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Comedy
  • Con-Artists
  • Cross-Class Romance
  • Play Adaptation
  • W.C. Fields Films

Review:
Based on a 1923 musical comedy, and turned into the silent film Sally of the Sawdust by D.W. Griffith in 1925, this W.C. Fields vehicle features the iconoclastic comedian in one of his signature roles, that of Professor Eustace McGargle. Despite being in enormous physical pain during the film’s production, Fields acquits himself admirably throughout, and it’s fun to see him slickly conning his way through several humorous situations: passing off a “talking” dog to a gullible barman:

and ordering lavishly garnished hotdogs he has no intention of paying for. Meanwhile, Hudson does a fine job retaining our sympathy in a tricky role which requires her to exhibit both charming innocence and unconditional love towards a father she knows to be a shyster. Unfortunately, the entire narrative upon which the film is based — particularly Hudson’s “scandalizing” cross-class romance with Cromwell — is both weak and stale; there’s really nothing new under the sun here. This one is primarily worth a look simply to see a few instances of Fields doing what he does best: conning the world, one scam at a time.

Note: I really do believe Fields was at his best in con-man roles, rather than the other archetype he often inhabited: that of a henpecked martyr.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • W.C. Fields as Professor McGargle
  • Rochelle Hudson as Poppy

Must See?
No, but it’s worth a look simply for a few amusing sequences. Listed as a Personal Recommendation in the back of Peary’s book.

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Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? (1957)

Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter? (1957)

“I’m not attracted to her — the whole thing’s publicity!”

Synopsis:
An adman (Tony Randall) hoping to convince a blonde bombshell (Jayne Mansfield) to star in his latest ad campaign suddenly finds himself the object of media frenzy when he becomes Mansfield’s new “Lover Boy”.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Advertising
  • Frank Tashlin Films
  • Jayne Mansfield Films
  • Joan Blondell Films
  • Play Adaptations
  • Satires and Spoofs
  • Social Climbers
  • Tony Randall Films

Review:
Frank Tashlin’s follow-up to The Girl Can’t Help It was this loose adaptation of a stage play by George Axelrod (shifting the storyline to a satire of television advertising but retaining its leading lady). As Peary notes in his review of TGCHI, the satirical theme of both TGCHI and WSSRH? is that “‘success’ [ironically] has nothing to do with leading a personally meaningful life” — though, fortunately, this doesn’t stop the characters in either film from trying for both. In WSSRH?, Randall’s desperation to keep his job leads him to compromise his steady relationship with Betsy Drake for the sake of an elaborate publicity stunt (which boosts his career opportunities enormously). Meanwhile, Mansfield’s ploy to use Randall to make her beefcake boyfriend (Mickey Hartigay, Mansfield’s real-life husband) jealous works extraordinarily well — but she eventually realizes that the true love in her life is one George Schmidlap (appearing in a bizarre cameo at the end). Add Drake’s forlorn attempts to bustify her slim figure (the “lasting” effects of which garner a couple of genuine chuckles), and the admission by Mansfield’s assistant (Joan Blondell, compelling as always) that she’s still pining for her long-lost milkman lover, and the entire film is essentially a tableaux of characters derailed — temporarily or otherwise — from “true” romantic happiness.

Unfortunately, while Tashlin is reasonably effective (as always) at skewering various obsessions of the ’50s (busty blondes, corporate success), the film as a whole isn’t entirely successful. Mansfield’s Rita Marlowe is far less sympathetic than her Jerri Jordan in TGCHI, coming across here as much more of a “pure” caricature — and her shrill imitation of Marilyn Monroe’s squeal quickly gets on one’s nerves. Meanwhile, the film’s denouement is a bit of a disappointment; it appears that Tashlin doesn’t quite know where to take his narrative or his characters. Nonetheless, given that this film was “selected for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being ‘culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant'”, all film fanatics will surely be curious to check it out at least once.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Tony Randall as Rockwell Hunter
  • Joan Blondell as Violet
  • Betsy Drake as Jenny

Must See?
Yes, simply for its historical relevance as one of Tashlin’s best-known films. Listed as a Cult Movie in the back of Peary’s book.

Categories

  • Historically Relevant
  • Important Director

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