Girl in Every Port, A (1928)

Girl in Every Port, A (1928)

“That big ox means more to me than any woman.”

A pair of happily brawling sailors named Spike (Victor McLaglen) and Salami (Robert Armstrong) find their friendship at risk when Spike falls for a wily golddigger (Louise Brooks) in Marseilles.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Comedy
  • Friendship
  • Gold Diggers
  • Howard Hawks Films
  • Louise Brooks Films
  • Rivalry
  • Sailors
  • Silent Films
  • Victor McLaglen Films

Howard Hawks’ silent-era buddy comedy is an enjoyable harbinger of his later, similarly-themed films. It’s swiftly paced, nicely acted by McLaglen and Armstrong (who reminds me of a slightly more mature Heath Ledger), and consistently amusing. The clever script showcases Spike and Salami’s distinctly macho friendship, which is predicated on fist-fights and rivalry, yet grounded with oddly intimate touches (in a running gag, Spike pulls Salami’s disjointed finger back into shape after every brawl he’s in). Meanwhile, Malcolm Stuart Boylan’s intertitles bring the briny patois of these globetrotting sailors to life: “You’re not in love. You’re just broke out all over with monkey-bites”, says Armstrong to McLaglen. Given its status as a pre-Code film, it’s made refreshingly clear that Spike and Salami are after sexual conquests; to that end, some of the most amusing moments in the film come early one, as we watch Spike looking up port-side women in his “little black book”, trying to find someone who’s still single and childless, and who hasn’t yet been “tainted” by his then-unknown rival. Quickly, however, Spike and Salami’s friendship takes a central role in the film, with the arrival of Brooks’ seductive femme fatale functioning primarily as a hitch in their lifelong commitment to one another. While her role is relatively small, Brooks is as luminous here as ever; it’s clear why G.W. Pabst hired her shortly thereafter to star in his Pandora’s Box (1929) and Diary of a Lost Girl (1929).

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Victor McLaglen as Spike
  • Robert Armstrong as Salami
  • Louise Brooks as Marie
  • A humorous portrait of rivalrous friendship
  • Atmospheric cinematography
  • Enjoyably slangy intertitles: “When I catch that snooping sea-snipe, I’ll put my trade-mark on his jaw!”

Must See?
Yes, as a most enjoyable early film by Hawks.


  • Important Director


One thought on “Girl in Every Port, A (1928)

  1. First viewing. While I can appreciate the position of the assessment, I still find this too much of a snooze to recommend to all ffs.

    The average ff will not associate director Hawks with silent films, it’s true, and they may find this of mild interest for that reason – but the mileage he eventually got out of the personal themes he presents here may make viewing this somewhat irrelevant.

    Brooks is indeed a striking film presence but here (where she arrives midway) she isn’t given all that much to do, really, except play a standard vamp.

    The quote that opens the assessment – a significant one – really does underscore the view of Hawks’ work as having something of a homosexual undertone. What does that line mean, really, other than something oddly misogynistic and/or that a woman’s purpose is little more than sexual necessity? (The film’s closing quote solidifies the sentiment – when McLaglen says to Armstrong in a mood a tad more than just chummy: “There ain’t nothing ever going to come between us again, is there?”)

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