{"id":1265,"date":"2006-07-13T15:51:11","date_gmt":"2006-07-13T22:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/?p=1265"},"modified":"2021-01-06T18:42:56","modified_gmt":"2021-01-07T01:42:56","slug":"zombie-island-massacre-1984","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/?p=1265","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Island Massacre (1984)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>&#8220;I think I can safely promise you a tour you&#8217;ll never forget!&#8221; <\/strong><\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Poster1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Poster1-192x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"192\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-23218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Poster1-192x300.jpg 192w, https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Poster1-82x128.jpg 82w, https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Poster1.jpg 484w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 192px) 100vw, 192px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Synopsis:<\/strong><br \/>\nA group of tourists in Jamaica are knocked off one after the other by a mysterious killer in the dark.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p>\n<strong>Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Caribbean Islands<\/li>\n<li> Horror<\/li>\n<li> Serial Killers<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Response to Peary&#8217;s Review:<\/strong><br \/>\nAs Peary notes, this cult horror flick &#8212; which possesses the dubious distinction of being the last title reviewed in his book &#8212; is (or was) primarily notable for starring Rita Jenrette, ex-wife of Congressman <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/John_Jenrette\">John Jenrette<\/a> (involved in the notorious <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Abscam\">ABSCAM scandal<\/a>). Rita &#8212; who also posed for a <em>Playboy<\/em> spread &#8212; has an enormous bosom, which she gets to show off several times at the beginning of the film. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Jenrette2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Jenrette2-1024x764.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"478\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-61993\" srcset=\"https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Jenrette2-1024x764.png 1024w, https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Jenrette2-300x224.png 300w, https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Jenrette2-128x96.png 128w, https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Jenrette2-768x573.png 768w, https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Jenrette2-362x270.png 362w, https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Jenrette2.png 1371w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, she and nearly everyone else in the cast are given inane, cliched dialogue, and the acting is mediocre at best. About halfway through, I finally realized that this film is actually camp in disguise &#8212; and that if it had been played up a few notches, it may have been mildly amusing. Unfortunately, everyone takes themselves far too seriously, and thus the story falls flat.  An annoying final note: there are no &#8220;real&#8221; zombies in this flick. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Redeeming Qualities and Moments:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Some genuine suspense, as well as a surprising (if unsatisfactory) plot twist<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Suspense.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Suspense-1024x770.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"481\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-61994\" srcset=\"https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Suspense-1024x770.png 1024w, https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Suspense-300x226.png 300w, https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Suspense-128x96.png 128w, https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Suspense-768x578.png 768w, https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Suspense-359x270.png 359w, https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/07\/Zombie-Island-Massacre-Suspense.png 1373w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Must See?<\/strong><br \/>\nNo. Any notoriety this film once had is long gone. It&#8217;s only worth watching if you&#8217;re a true fan of slasher flicks. <\/p>\n<p><strong>Links:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0088454\/\">IMDb entry<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/1985\/03\/10\/movies\/the-screen-zombie-island.html\">NY Times Original Review<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thevideograveyard.com\/z\/zombieislandmassacre.html\">Video Graveyard Review<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.communistvampires.com\/horror\/Zombie%20Island%20Massacre.htm\">Communist Vampires Review<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I think I can safely promise you a tour you&#8217;ll never forget!&#8221; Synopsis: A group of tourists in Jamaica are knocked off one after the other by a mysterious killer in the dark. Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors: Caribbean Islands Horror Serial Killers Response to Peary&#8217;s Review: As Peary notes, this cult horror flick &#8212; which possesses the dubious distinction of being the last title reviewed in his book &#8212; is (or was) primarily notable for starring Rita Jenrette, ex-wife&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/filmfanatic.org\/?p=1265\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-responses-to-peary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 4.9.9 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"&quot;I think I can safely promise you a tour you&#039;ll never forget!&quot; Synopsis: A group of tourists in Jamaica are knocked off one after the other by a mysterious killer in the dark. 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