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Greeks Had a Word For Them, The / Three Broadway Girls (1932)

Greeks Had a Word For Them, The / Three Broadway Girls (1932)

“I’m sure I’ve met you before — I never forget a face, and you are good looking, you know!”

Synopsis:
Three former showgirls — Schatzi (Joan Blondell), Polaire (Madge Evans), and Jean (Ina Claire) — hoping to land sugar daddies find their friendship compromised when Jean repeatedly butts in on the other girls’ conquests.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Gold Diggers
  • Joan Blondell Films
  • Play Adaptation
  • Rivalry
  • Romantic Comedy

Review:
This early cinematic adaptation of Zoe Akins’ Broadway play — later remade (and substantially rewritten) as How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) — is a disappointment. The primary problem lies in the way the character of Jean is written: while Ina Claire gives a marvelously over-the-top performance:

… it defies belief that Schatze and Polaire would continue their friendship with her given her history of rampant double-crossing.

Indeed, it’s deeply unpleasant to watch Jean ruthlessly edging in on one relationship after the other while her friends stand by helplessly — by the end of the film, she’s becomes somewhat of a villainess, a development out of keeping for a story presumably about female solidarity. Ultimately, it’s just not very enjoyable to watch these three unlikely friends pursuing their (uninteresting and instantly forgettable) male catches.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Ina Claire as Jean

Must See?
No; the remake is infinitely better.

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Roommates (1981)

Roommates (1981)

Synopsis:
Three single women (Samantha Fox, Kelly Nichols, and Veronica Hart) share an apartment in New York while exploring careers, romance, and sex.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Adult Films
  • New York City
  • Sexual Liberation

Response to Peary’s Review:
As Peary notes, this reasonably well-made “adult” film is an “almost successful attempt by [director] Chuck Vincent… to make an XXX-rated film that the general audience would find palatable.” (After two weeks playing in X-rated venues, the film was re-cut and released with an “R” rating). As a female non-fan of such films, I was delighted to find myself actually enjoying this story of three gutsy women attempting to “make it”, both professionally and romantically, in New York. The very natural-looking Veronica Hart — playing a budding actress who is trying to move beyond an unfulfilling affair with a married man — is especially credible. Fans of adult film stars Jamie Gillis and Ron Jeremy will be happy to note that each makes an appearance here (though be forewarned that Gillis plays a surprisingly unappealing, smarmy character.)

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Decent acting by the three female leads
  • Well-integrated (if “surprisingly raunchy”) sex scenes

Must See?
No — though as one of the few successful “crossover” adult films, it merits a look.

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She Married Her Boss (1935)

She Married Her Boss (1935)

“That doesn’t sound like a marriage to me — it sounds like an incorporation!”

Synopsis:
An executive secretary (Claudette Colbert) who is secretly in love with her overworked boss (Melvyn Douglas) convinces him to marry her, but soon finds that he’s disappointed by her choice to run his household rather than stay at the office.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Career-versus-Marriage
  • Claudette Colbert Films
  • Cross-Class Romance
  • Melvyn Douglas Films
  • Romantic Comedy

Response to Peary’s Review:
It’s unclear why Peary includes this mediocre Gregory La Cava screwball comedy in his book as “must see”, given that it’s clearly one of the famed director’s lesser efforts. The primary problem lies in the film’s implausible, underdeveloped script, which is based on a decidedly weak premise: Douglas and Colbert’s marriage rings false from the start (why is Colbert in love with such a dull, insipid man?), while the convenient “other man” (Michael Bartlett) waiting in the wings to “rescue” Colbert from her loveless marriage never really seems to pose a serious threat. With that said, She Married Her Boss isn’t a chore to sit through — as Peary notes, it possesses at least a few good scenes, and Colbert (despite her poorly written character) sparkles in the lead role. Also enjoyable is young Edith Fellows as Colbert’s bratty new stepdaughter Annabel, whose temerity in the face of authority reaches hilarious heights.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Claudette Colbert as Julia Scott
  • Edith Fellows as Annabel — described by the NY Times as “nobody’s lamby pie”
  • Colbert being carried over the threshold of her new home by both her husband and his butler
  • Colbert’s drunken carousing with store mannequins

Must See?
No, but fans of ’30s screwball comedies will likely be curious to seek it out.

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Queen, The (1968)

Queen, The (1968)

“All drag queens want is love — and they try to get that love by being beautiful and sexy.”

Synopsis:
Drag queens from all over the country compete in 1967’s All American Camp Beauty Pageant in New York.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Beauty Contests
  • Documentary
  • Gender Bending

Review:
Made more than two decades before Jennie Livingston’s Paris is Burning (1990), The Queen offers a compelling cinema verite glimpse at the subculture of competitive male cross-dressing. At just a little over an hour long, The Queen stays firmly focused on the task at hand, documenting the participants (all winners in local contests) as they arrive in New York for the ultimate American “camp” beauty pageant, spend days primping and preening, then actually compete against one another for the coveted title of Queen (“There can sadly be only one…”). The most compelling scenes are those in which we get to eavesdrop on the participants chatting in their rooms about topics ranging from sex change operations to homosexuality to the Vietnam War draft; they’re remarkably comfortable with one another, despite their status as rivals. While it’s difficult to imagine some of these men effectively turning themselves into glamorous beauty queens, the results on the Big Night are impressive indeed. Be forewarned that the bitter coda at the end comes as a surprise, yet offers an invaluable glimpse at the underlying politics of any “high stakes” competition.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • A revealing glimpse of a unique subculture
  • The contestants talking frankly with each other about the draft, sex operations, and homosexuality

Must See?
No, but it’s a worthy time capsule snapshot, and must-see for documentary fans. Listed as a Cult Movie in the back of Peary’s book.

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Blue Angel, The (1930)

Blue Angel, The (1930)

“There’s a lot I can understand — but to risk one’s entire future for that kind of woman?”

Synopsis:
When high school instructor Professor Rath (Emil Jannings) learns that his students are infatuated with a sexy nightclub singer (Marlene Dietrich), he visits The Blue Angel intending to chastise them — to his surprise, however, he finds himself falling in love with the alluring Lola Lola (Dietrich) himself.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Downward Spiral
  • Femmes Fatales
  • German Films
  • Josef Von Sternberg Films
  • Marlene Dietrich Films
  • Nightclubs
  • Singers
  • Teachers

Response to Peary’s Review:
Peary’s review of this early German masterpiece — the film that launched Marlene Dietrich’s career — focuses primarily on his analysis of Lola Lola as an unfairly judged “devious man-killer”. He argues that Lola Lola “doesn’t plan to humiliate the professor”, noting that “she sticks with him long past his degradation,” and pointing out that, much like the sexually liberated Lulu (Louise Brooks) in Pabst’s Pandora’s Box (1929), Lola Lola is vilified for “her willingness to satisfy her own physical needs no matter who gets hurt”, and for being “so casual about sex that she never stops a man from entering a path towards self-destruction.” Indeed, all things considered, Lola Lola (thanks in large part to Dietrich’s impressive performance) is actually a surprisingly sympathetic femme fatale, given that she never intends to trap Professor Rath into marriage; he’s the one who insists on going through with the doomed arrangement.

The Blue Angel is a classic example of moviemaking near the beginning of the sound era which nonetheless maintains allegiance to the values of silent cinema. While sound is used to good effect — particularly during Lola Lola’s nightclub performances — director Josef von Sternberg maintains a firm grip on the film’s visuals, ensuring that the set designs, make-up, costumes, and camera movements are all visually engaging. Though the story itself is slow and a bit static (most of the scenes take place either in the nightclub or Professor Rath’s classroom), we’re never bored, thanks to the bitterly compelling nature of Rath’s downward spiral, which represents not just the archetypal portrayal of “man seduced by woman” but the tenuous grasp we possess on our moral superiority: Professor Rath starts out as the most pompous of moralistic prigs, yet within the space of just two visits to the Blue Angel is inextricably entwined in the “underworld” he once derided so soundly. How short, indeed, is the fall from grace.

Note: The Blue Angel was filmed simultaneously in both German and English, but the former version is generally preferred.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Marlene Dietrich as Lola Lola
  • Emil Jannings as Professor Rath
  • Rath and Lola’s sweet, unusual romance
  • Effectively claustrophobic set designs
  • The poignant, perfectly realized moment when Rath’s students realize that he no longer has any moral sway over them
  • A devastating portrait of dignity lost

Must See?
Yes, for its importance as Marlene Dietrich’s breakthrough role, and for its undisputed status as a foreign classic.

Categories

  • Historically Relevant
  • Foreign Gem

(Listed in 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die)

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Tom Brown’s Schooldays (1951)

Tom Brown’s Schooldays (1951)

“Tell the truth, keep a brave, kind heart, and you’ll survive.”

Synopsis:
When Tom Brown (John Howard Davies) arrives at Rugby boarding school, he’s mercilessly tormented by the school’s evil bully, Flashman (John Forrest). With the help of his friend East (John Charlesworth), plucky Brown devises a plan to get back at Flashman; in the meantime, he’s asked to look out for a timid new student (Glyn Dearman), whose life is accidentally put in peril during a school race.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Boarding Schools
  • Bullies
  • Robert Newton Films

Review:
Thomas Hughes’ semi-autobiographical novel, published in 1857, has been adapted for the screen no less than five times: in 1916, 1940, 1951, 1971, and 2005; this version is the only one listed in Peary’s book. From its opening scenes, Tom Brown’s Schooldays (the title is falsely innocuous) remains a difficult film to watch, given the relentless display of abuse young Tom suffers, first from the entire school (following tradition, he’s forced to stand up and sing during dinner, while being pelted with food from all sides), then — most brutally — at the hands of a sociopathic bully, whose power at Rugby remains absolute due to a code of “honor” preventing students from “peaching” (i.e., tattling). While a distinction is clearly drawn between these two levels of behavior, both are appalling; fortunately, there are enough scenes of genuine camaraderie sprinkled throughout the film (group sing-alongs at dinner; rousing football games) to convince us that these boys will have at least a few happy memories of their school days. By the end of the film, it’s clear that honor and integrity will ultimately triumph over sadism, thanks in part to a progressive headmaster (Robert Newton) who’s determined to make changes at the school — but be forewarned that the journey until then is a tough one to swallow.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • John Howard Davies as Tom Brown
  • Fine location shooting at Rugby School in England

Must See?
No, but it’s worth a look simply as a brutally honest depiction of “public school” bullying in early 1800s England.

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Zenobia (1939)

Zenobia (1939)

“I’d rather do something for somebody that needs a doctor — even if they can’t pay their bills!”

Synopsis:
A kind country doctor (Oliver Hardy) successfully treats the depressed pet elephant (Zenobia) of a traveling medicine man (Harry Langdon), only to find that the grateful Zenobia won’t leave him alone afterwards. Meanwhile, his daughter (Jean Parker) hopes to marry a young man (James Ellison) whose snobby mother (Alice Brady) wants nothing to do with the “lowly” doctor and his family.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Comedy
  • Cross-Class Romance
  • Deep South
  • Doctors and Nurses
  • Harry Langdon Films
  • Jean Parker Films
  • Laurel and Hardy Films

Review:
Originally developed as a feature for comedic duo Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy, Zenobia ultimately teamed Hardy with silent screen legend Harry Langdon:

… when Laurel had a falling out with Hal Roach studios. The result is a well-meaning but decidedly tepid comedy, one which admirably shows Hardy’s talents as a “leading man” yet fails to deliver many genuine laughs. The title character — a testy female elephant named Zenobia —

… is the film’s primary claim to uniqueness, yet Zenobia’s relentless attachment to Hardy unfortunately takes a back seat to the rather dull primary drama about cross-class romance and Southern snobbery. With that said, film fanatics will likely appreciate seeing Alice Brady in one of her final roles before she succumbed to cancer later that year; she looks frail but still manages to invest her character with gumption and energy.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Oliver Hardy in a rare role without Stan Laurel by his side
  • Alice Brady in one of her final screen roles

Must See?
No, though fans of either Laurel and Hardy or Langdon will likely be curious to check it out.

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Bowery, The (1933)

Bowery, The (1933)

“Remember what I always tells ya: this is a man’s world.”

Synopsis:
In 1890s New York, saloon-owner Chuck Connors (Wallace Beery) and suave gambler Steve Brodie (George Raft), continue their lifelong rivalry by vying for the affections of a street urchin (Jackie Cooper) and a beautiful young woman (Fay Wray).

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Fay Wray Films
  • George Raft Films
  • Historical Drama
  • New York City
  • Raoul Walsh Films
  • Rivalry
  • Wallace Beery Films

Review:
Raoul Walsh’s bawdy interpretation of life on the Bowery in 1890s New York comes across today as misogynistic and racist, with little to redeem it as a worthwhile drama. While some may argue that such unsavory sentiments are authentic to the era, it’s literally painful to watch an early “humorous” scene in which Chinese men are trapped in their burning laundromat:

… while volunteer firemen brigades engage in a street brawl rather than putting out the fire — and to know that the fire itself was caused by Cooper being given “permission” by Beery to “throw just a tiny rock in the Chinks’ window” (naturally, not a shred of guilt is expressed by either party). Regardless of these hideously uncomfortable scenes, however, Connor and Brodie’s lifelong rivalry simply doesn’t sustain a narrative; the “high point” of the story occurs when Brodie jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge on a dare:

… and Connor loses his saloon as a result — but who really cares about these louts anyway? Fay Wray is sympathetic but wasted as Brodie’s love interest:

while Cooper seems to be simply reprising his earlier role opposite Beery in The Champ (1931).

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • An interesting (albeit historically suspect) glimpse at how Carrie Nation and her minions carried out their abolitionist agenda

Must See?
No; this one can easily be skipped. Listed as a film with Historical Importance in the back of Peary’s book.

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All the Marbles (1981)

All the Marbles (1981)

“Like it or not, the three of us are a team — and we’re going to make it, or die trying.”

Synopsis:
The manager (Peter Falk) of two beautiful “tag team” wrestlers (Vicki Frederick and Laurene Landon) tries to find work for his “California Dolls”, who aspire towards a match in Reno with their ultimate rivals: the Toledo Tigers (Tracy Reed and Ursaline Bryant).

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Aspiring Stars
  • Peter Falk Films
  • Richard Jaeckel Films
  • Rivalry
  • Robert Aldrich Films
  • Strong Females
  • Wrestling

Review:
This semi-comedic female wrestling flick was director Robert Aldrich’s final film, and shows ample evidence of his willingness to tackle even the most unusual topics. Although it’s no longer widely available, it’s easy to understand why Peary lists All the Marbles (a.k.a. The California Dolls) as an erstwhile cult favorite, given that it stars two strong, sexy females who spend most of the film wearing form-fitting leotards and cat fighting in an arena — indeed, fans of female wrestling won’t be disappointed, as there’s plenty of girl on girl action scattered throughout. Fortunately, those of us not so interested in either t&a or wrestling can still appreciate the humorous rapport between Falk (excellent as always) and his two appealing “dolls” — one of whom (Frederick) is his sometime-lover, and the other of whom (Landon) suffers from a “mild” addiction to prescription drugs. Indeed, Landon’s professed but unseen “problem” with drugs is indicative of the film’s overall attitude of glowing unreality: Frederick and Landon should by any account be black-and-blue given the thrashings they encounter in the ring, but the most they ever seem to suffer from is a hurt back or a mildly split lip. Ultimately, then, All the Marbles is more of a fairy tale fable than an expose, with the Dolls conveniently triumphing by the end.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Peter Falk as Harry
  • Believable, humorous rapport between Falk, Frederick, and Landon
  • The exciting final MGM match between the California Dolls and the Toledo Tigers

Must See?
No, but it’s worth a look. Listed as a Personal Recommendation and Cult Movie in the back of Peary’s book.

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Crime Without Passion (1934)

Crime Without Passion (1934)

“Always saving somebody’s life, so abominably clever at solving other people’s trouble — so half-witted when it comes to my own.”

Synopsis:
A successful lawyer (Claude Rains) engaged to an icy blonde (Whitney Bourne) accidentally shoots his mistress (Margo), then constructs an elaborate series of alibis to cover up his crime.

Genres, Themes, Actors, and Directors:

  • Claude Rains Films
  • Jealousy
  • Lawyers
  • Love Triangle
  • Womanizers

Review:
This little-seen psychological thriller establishes itself as a must-see gem from its fantastical opening sequence, in which we witness the three dark-haired “Furies” of Greek myth emerging full-form from droplets of blood, and immediately wreaking gleeful havoc upon unsuspecting mortals. When this mind-bending montage comes to a close and the camera settles upon the story’s all-too-human protagonist (Rains), the effect is somewhat unsettling — yet Ben Hecht and Charles MacArthur’s clever, witty screenplay immediately draws us in to Rains’ romantic dilemma. While the story remains firmly grounded in “real life” from this moment on (with only occasional nods to the supernatural), the point has been well established that Rains’ cocky, womanizing lawyer will be made to pay for his arrogance, and in a suitably dramatic fashion.

Rains is excellent in the lead role, managing to sustain our interest despite his character’s decidedly unsavory actions and demeanor. Equally impressive is 17-year-old Margo (castanet-clicking “Clo-Clo” in Val Lewton’s The Leopard Man) in her screen debut as the object of Rains’ lustful affections — while we desperately want to shake some sense into her (how can she be in love with such a cad?!), she engages our genuine sympathies as well. Wrapping up within a neat 70 minutes, Crime Without Passion tells its fall-from-grace narrative quickly and succinctly, and is well worth the enjoyable ride.

Redeeming Qualities and Moments:

  • Claude Rains as Lee Gentry
  • Margo (in her screen debut) as Carmen Brown
  • The phenomenal opening montage sequence, showing the “Three Furies” emerging from drops of blood and wreaking havoc on humankind
  • Lee Garmes’ impressive camera work
  • Hecht and MacArthur’s clever screenplay

Must See?
Yes, as an all around “good show”. Listed as a Cult Movie in the back of Peary’s book.

Categories

  • Good Show

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